England for Obama

Yes, it’s this weekend’s slightly-off-topic post!

On Thursday, Sarah Palin called it the “Palin and McCain administration” - how very Freudian! - and well, who knows, it might be her administration one day, eh? Although not with McCain as VP, of course. But I digress. Because following John McCain and Sarah Palin reiterations that she’s qualified on foreign affairs because you can see Russia from Alaska - and the revelation that as governor, Palin hired an old school friend for the top, $95,000 job at the State Division of Agriculture because she had a childhood love of cows - here are my…

Suggested qualifications for cabinet posts in Palin’s administration - should someone want to be Secretary of:


Agriculture - Visited a petting zoo when a kid.

Commerce - Likes shopping.

Defense - Once hit a man.

Education - Graduated from High School.

Energy - Knows how to change a lightbulb.

Health and Human Services - Used to watch ER. Big fan of Grey’s Anatomy.

Homeland Security - Owns a gun.

Housing and Urban Development - Owns seven houses. Would like to own more.

Interior - Loves picking out wallpaper.

Labor - Once worked for their dad for the day.

State - Has never left their state.

Transportation - Owns a car.

Treasury - Has a change pot on their mantlepiece.

Veterans Affairs - Once slept with a soldier.

Attorney General - Reads John Grisham novels.

oops! And I nearly forgot:

President - Was a POW.

Vice President - Has ovaries.

Tags: barack obama, Obama, politics, Sarah Palin

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